Can't be bothered going to work? Rather be plonked in front of the telly catching up on Brooke and Ridge's relationship developments? Remember how easy it was when you were a kid, when all you needed to do was secretly spin around a thousand time till you turned white, then run to your parents to cough out the words, ‘I'm too sick to go to school'? It seems an adult equivalent exists: buying fake doctors' certifi...